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There really are no words. That is the ACTUAL headline from AFP:

KUALA LUMPUR (AFP) – A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong, a news report said Sunday.

The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper said, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.

Oh yeah, you’ve got to be shitting me. What is wrong with people?

From the Associated Press:

The body of deceased Angel Pantoja Medina, [above], stands leaning against a wall during his wake as unidentified people attend his wake in his mother’s home in San Juan, Puerto Rico, Monday, Aug. 18, 2008. The last wish of Medina, 24, who was found dead on Aug. 15, 2008 underneath a bridge in the capital, was to be standing at his own wake, and was embalmed for the occasion.