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There really are no words. That is the ACTUAL headline from AFP:

KUALA LUMPUR (AFP) – A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong, a news report said Sunday.

The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper said, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.


Technology loses.

Enjoy this dancing fool from the game SPORE’s character modeler: